How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.