3, and the rest are true stories.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
It's a long story.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
