How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!