How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.