How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.