How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!