What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll