How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.