Because the date wasn't nailed down.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
2:flirty
25 years in prison
Something that stinks and stings!
They both died on Thanksgiving
Because no one would care that he died.
because she was touched by Jesus.
He forgot his safe word.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
He got *nailed*.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
They glazed into each other's eyes
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
