How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.