How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.