How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians