How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist