How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.