How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff