How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.