Slap Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap