Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!