What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.