Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.