Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.