How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK