What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!