Cloud Jokes

  • What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

    The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

  • What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

    Only the tip baby, I promise!

  • What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

    One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

  • What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

    They're both Marine layers

  • What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

    The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

  • What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

    Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

  • What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

    One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

  • What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

    An old man yelling at the cloud

  • Why are clouds like jockeys?

    Because they hold the reins!

  • What do clouds wear under their clothes?

    A: Thunderware.

  • What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

    To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

  • What's white and sticky?

    What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

  • Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

    Because not every cloud has a silver lining

  • Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

    He was the raining champion.

  • Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

    To cloud 9

  • Why do clouds make good Kings?

    Because they have rain over every country in the world.

  • What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

    Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

  • What do clouds wear during a storm?

    Thunderwear

  • What does that cloud look like to you?

    3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

  • What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

    Fog

  • What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

    The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

  • What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

    Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

  • What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

    The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

  • What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

    One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

  • What do clouds wear under their pants?

    Thunderwear!

  • Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

    They're robots in da skies.

  • What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

    One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

  • What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

    A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

  • What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

    They've both put their faith in the cloud.

  • What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

    Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

  • What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

    Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

  • What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

    The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

  • What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

    One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

  • What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

    One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

  • What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

    I don't know. It's a Mistery.

  • How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

    One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

  • What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

    Thunderwear.

  • What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

    A cloud.

  • Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

    Because it was a cloud

  • What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

    Thunderstorms

  • What's white and drips from the cloud?

    The coming of the Lord.

  • What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

    One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

  • Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

    He looked a little blue

  • Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

    Because they kept throwin shade

  • What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    A cloud.

  • What do you call people that you hate?

    Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.