What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.