What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.