Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack