How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.