Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.