Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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He got lost in the maize.

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How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

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He looks for fresh prints.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata