How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing