Punch them in the hands.
Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
He ordered some NaCl.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.