How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.