How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove