So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Paperback
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
You punch her
Slap her.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Give her a shovel!
Give her a shovel.
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
Remarry
Give her a shovel...
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Smack her.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Panhandling
Me
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
There's a clock on the stove.
Ohm on the range
It's tiring.
I reply "Taxes."
A weapons designer for the First Order.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Cobra!!!
Because they hate shorts.
Shoot the people pushing it.
Stop cracking your NaCles."
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.