How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.