Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'