Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed