How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

June Jokes More June Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL