Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !