What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry