How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.