What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.