A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Puns
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
An algorithm
She was wearing mittens
Tequila
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A "moderator", apparently.
Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
Samsung Not Explode
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".