What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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asks his wife. "31 black"

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Intruder window

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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One was shot for playing with little children.

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You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...