What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !