How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."