How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?