How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.