How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

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How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.